Life in Beckworth » Emeryk Posnan http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth Bringing you the (almost) everyday comings and goings of the residents of Beckworth, a typical English market town. Informing you about their lives through the mediums of words, images, an interactive map and stereophonic sound recordings Sun, 01 Feb 2026 00:56:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Star Spot: Our Beloved Leader http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/emeryk-posnan/starspot/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/emeryk-posnan/starspot/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2015 13:24:28 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=5587 Continue reading →]]> First thing this morning, as I went to purchase my Daily Mail, I saw our cherished Prime Minister Sir David Cameron on his way to the magnificent Tory Conference. Mr David kindly waved in my general direction as I politely hollered his name. His well armed security team were very professional and assertive, quickly pushing me out of the way before arresting me so as not to impede his progress. If they hadn’t been so on the ball I could easily have got trapped under the wheels of his shiny new Government transport as it passed by me 50 yards away. What a great statesman Lord Cameron truly is. Long may he and his wonderful family rule over us in this fine, fine country. Your humble servant Emeryk Posnan.

Beckworth_David Cameron-in his new carriage

(Above) A visibly pleased Duke David of Cameroon waves to his loyal subject from his new over-sized Government carriage (Rumour has it inches were mistakenly used during the carriage’s construction instead of centremetres as written on the plans, hence the vehicle being about two-thirds too large)

]]> http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/emeryk-posnan/starspot/feed/ 0 Looking For A Wife. You Interested? http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/recordings/looking-for-a-wife-you-interested/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/recordings/looking-for-a-wife-you-interested/#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:38:13 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=276 I am wanting a wife. Look at this and ring me if you want it. Emeryk

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