Hello. Just to let you know that after a no-expense spared two-month £3,000 face-lift the Iceland foods themed Iceland Land Theme Park in Slocombe is to reopen in time for the school holidays and is now recruiting Icelanders (staff). Do you have the required skills to press start and stop to operate the Frozen Chicken Big BBQ Dipper ride? Are you qualified to monotonously stamp the tickets for Ice Lolly Mountain or tell little kids to stop messing around on the Own Brand Cola Dodgems? Do you have the nerve (and a clean licence) to drive the Mini Quiche Party Train or serve far too many drinks to benefit-fraud teenage parents in the Mum’s Gone To Iceland Cocktail Bar? If so they want to hear from you. Iceland Land are an equal opportunities employer so people of all colours, weight and sexual & religious persuasions can apply and they will even accept CVs from the blind and non-ablebodied communities (though of course they probably won’t get an interview). All applicants must be over 18 and have been out of prison or clean of Class A drugs for at least 5 years. So if you live on a council estate why not apply, as the advert says, “It’s Chills and Thrills All The Way At Iceland Land.”

Application forms available online. Ruth Freshford. Manager. JobCentrePlus