Life in Beckworth » Daniel Craig http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth Bringing you the (almost) everyday comings and goings of the residents of Beckworth, a typical English market town. Informing you about their lives through the mediums of words, images, an interactive map and stereophonic sound recordings Sun, 01 Feb 2026 00:56:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 New Season. Transfer Window Closed http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/christine-batley/new-season-transfer-window-closed/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/christine-batley/new-season-transfer-window-closed/#comments Tue, 03 Sep 2013 13:40:26 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=2194 Continue reading →]]> Hello all, it’s football season again and an apt time to congratulate Beckworth And Slocombe Academicals on their success so far in the Co-Operative FuneralCare League. They’ve averaged losing 3-0 in the past few weeks which is a vast improvement on last seasons average of 8-0, and last Saturday saw them lose a very respectable 2-0 against Dynorod FC (Goal scorers: part-time actor Robert Pattinson and ex-pop-sensation Justin Timberlake). So well done to manager and trainer Daniel Craig and to the whole team. Also congratulations are due because yesterday, after a nail-biting close to the transfer window, the team secured the services of striker, and local butcher, Kevin “Babyface” Ilford. After protracted negotiations he was bought for £27 from league champions KwikFit United which should further improve BSA’s chances this season. Christine Batley. Chief Football Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian

]]> http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/christine-batley/new-season-transfer-window-closed/feed/ 0 Show Your Father How Much You Care http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/fawkes-funerals/show-your-father-how-much-you-care/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/fawkes-funerals/show-your-father-how-much-you-care/#comments Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:23:19 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=1419 Continue reading →]]> At Fawke’s we know that buying the perfect gift on father’s day is very stressful, would he want aftershave again, a new lawnmower or a trip to see a Thai masseuse? Decisions are hard to make, that’s why we’ve solved your dilemma and have the perfect gift that shows you care. Together with our team of experts you can make his funeral arrangements and as a special offer (for this weekend only) we are giving 20% off all our paternal funerals. So why not swing by with your Dad for tea and a chat and we can measure him up for that final trip of a lifetime. Father’s young and old are welcome, because let’s face it Mr Death will come knocking whatever age you get to. But don’t take our word for it, we’ve got paid-for celebrity testimonials:

If ever I was dead, or feeling unwell, I would want a Fawkes funeral… or something similar but a lot cheaper – Daniel Craig, 007

I’ve already picked out a camouflaged coffin with a gun turret and laser beams for my big day – Ross Kemp

They do nice sandwiches and flowers – Victoria Pendleton

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