http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth Bringing you the (almost) everyday comings and goings of the residents of Beckworth, a typical English market town. Informing you about their lives through the mediums of words, images, an interactive map and stereophonic sound recordings Sun, 01 Feb 2026 00:56:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/ronnie-ilminster/take-the-next-left-or-right-said-fred/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/ronnie-ilminster/take-the-next-left-or-right-said-fred/#comments Tue, 06 May 2014 13:49:42 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=3406 Continue reading →]]> Hello World. Todays’ news is the hottest off the press for some time because its’ come straight from the horses mouth, almost. Richard Fairbrass of rock group Right Said Fred told his hairdresser, who phoned me, that he is the new voice of a well known make of satnav. Multi-millionaire Richard told Marge over a shampoo that ”it’s ironic Marge” he said “As I can’t drive, am rubbish with a map and get my lefts and rights all mixed up!” before adding “But hopefully drivers will forgive me if my instructions get them lost!” I think I speak for all Beckworth residents when I say I for one would let the deeply dippy bald Mr Fairground get me lost on the way home from Sainsco. LOL Ronnie. Psychic.

(Above) Right Said Fred who’s obviously no longer too sexy for his shirt

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