Life in Beckworth » swingers http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth Bringing you the (almost) everyday comings and goings of the residents of Beckworth, a typical English market town. Informing you about their lives through the mediums of words, images, an interactive map and stereophonic sound recordings Sun, 01 Feb 2026 00:56:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Local Residents Disappointment Over Ashley Madison Leak http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/christine-batley/local-residents-disapointed-over-ashley-madison-leak/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/christine-batley/local-residents-disapointed-over-ashley-madison-leak/#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2015 08:08:55 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=5440 Continue reading →]]> Extramarital news just in… A street survey conducted this week about the Ashley Madison (adultery website) leak shows that 97% of local residents are extremely outraged about the shameful hacking of names and addresses of site users. The most common reason given for people’s fury is that none of Beckworth’s residents are on the list. “This is a real disappointment” said one person “I find it hard to believe that no one round here’s having an affair.” Another explained “Being on a leaked “swingers” list could have put Beckworth on the map!” He then added imploringly “I for one would love to get some hot action. Her indoors has always got a migraine. Or her lumbagos playing up” I’ll keep you posted if more details from the survey may come in, or if i get any leaked names to share… Christine Batley. Chief Elicit Nooky-On-The-Side Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian

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(Above) An artists impression of two randy Ashley Madison members having an illicit affair. At a garden centre.

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