Life in Beckworth » wig http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth Bringing you the (almost) everyday comings and goings of the residents of Beckworth, a typical English market town. Informing you about their lives through the mediums of words, images, an interactive map and stereophonic sound recordings Sun, 01 Feb 2026 00:56:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Beckworth Star Spot: The Wanted U.S. Spy Edward Snowden http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/gilbert-barnstable/beckworth-star-spot-edward-snowden/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/gilbert-barnstable/beckworth-star-spot-edward-snowden/#comments Tue, 25 Jun 2013 12:32:30 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=1732 Continue reading →]]> I’ve just seen that wanted spy bloke Edward Snowden buying a strawberry-blonde hairpiece in Wiggins For Wigs. I was in there getting my own syrup washed and combed as today’s bitter wind had completely buggered it up. Suddenly the door flew open and in came the spy from the cold. He looked quite flustered and the silly bugger claimed he was being followed. So Bradley Wiggins Snr calmed him down with a cuppa and got to work on a new hair and side-burn ensemble. Mr Eddie “The Eagle” Snowden seemed very relieved when he saw his new barnet and even bought a matching beard as it was in the sale. Mr Wiggins Snr told him “even your own Mother wouldn’t recognise you now,” which seemed to make Eddie the spy very happy. On leaving he asked the way to the airport as he said he’s going on a very long holiday. Lucky Man. G. Barnstaple

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(Above) “Spot the difference”
A Wiggin’s Wig & Beard make Edward look years younger

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