Life in Beckworth » drunk http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth Bringing you the (almost) everyday comings and goings of the residents of Beckworth, a typical English market town. Informing you about their lives through the mediums of words, images, an interactive map and stereophonic sound recordings Sun, 01 Feb 2026 00:56:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Lost: Trousers, Cap and Probably My Left Sock http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/colonel-t-ludlow-retd/lost-trousers-cap-and-maybe-my-socks/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/colonel-t-ludlow-retd/lost-trousers-cap-and-maybe-my-socks/#comments Fri, 24 May 2013 11:59:34 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=1050 Continue reading →]]> If anyone finds my army officers cap and khaki trousers please let me know. I woke up this morning semi-naked in a barn and for the life of me can’t think where they’ve gone. I was out celebrating Joan Collin’s birthday at yesterdays parade and got completely stewed, so they could be in any, if not all, of the town’s pubs. Did anyone see me in the inns of Beckworth? Was I wearing my trousers and cap at the time? There’s no need to rush to find them as luckily I was, and indeed still am, wearing my lucky pants. But any help would be appreciated. Colonel T. Ludlow (Ret’d)

PS Whilst you’re at it please keep an eye out for my left army sock, which I may have also lost during the very long night

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]]> http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/colonel-t-ludlow-retd/lost-trousers-cap-and-maybe-my-socks/feed/ 0 Lost: Man’s Brown Shoe, Size 11 http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/colonel-t-ludlow-retd/lost-mans-brown-shoe-size-11/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/colonel-t-ludlow-retd/lost-mans-brown-shoe-size-11/#comments Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:34:29 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=305 Continue reading →]]> If anyone finds a brown shoe somewhere near the market square please let me know. I think I lost it at yesterdays johnny foreigner market thing but to be honest the whole of the last week is a blur as i was out getting blootered in memory of St George and Lady Thatcher. Now I think of it, it could be absolutely anywhere, I’m not even sure if I went out wearing shoes as I started getting jolly at home. Did anyone see me in the street? Was I wearing shoes? Actually, come to think of it I may have lost a tweed jacket also.

Any help would be appreciated. Colonel T. Ludlow (Ret’d)

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