Life in Beckworth » Vinnie Jones http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth Bringing you the (almost) everyday comings and goings of the residents of Beckworth, a typical English market town. Informing you about their lives through the mediums of words, images, an interactive map and stereophonic sound recordings Sun, 01 Feb 2026 00:56:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Missing MI5 Computer Found http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/pc-robert-cowgrove/missing-mi5-computer-found-probably/ http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/pc-robert-cowgrove/missing-mi5-computer-found-probably/#comments Mon, 07 Oct 2013 12:29:45 +0000 a resident of Beckworth http://visitbeckworth.co.uk/life-in-beckworth/?p=2297 Continue reading →]]> Hello. I just thought i’d share the fantastic news that this morning local Police (namely me) have probably found the missing computer belonging to an absent-minded MI5 agent (Government spy). A bit of detective work had me literally falling over it outside a house belonging to hardman Vinnie Jones. The spy, simply known as Jerry, left his laptop computer containing all this country’s Most Top Secret files on a train after he got drunk at a leaving do last Friday. He was worried it might fall into the wrong hands (i.e. A foreign spy might find it, or worse, it might get sold on Ebay) so obviously i’ll be in line for a big cash reward and maybe even a knighthood for finding it. I’ll keep you posted once i’ve contacted the lost property bit of MI5. Yours, PC Cowgrove. Beckworth Police

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(Above) The missing MI5 computer found today in the street outside Vinnie Jone’s house

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