Audacious criminal news just in… Local female impersonator Leslie Warwick was apprehended by police during last night’s episode of TV’s The Apprentice. Miss Warwick was odd’s on favourite to win the series and set up home with Lord Al Sugar but an unexpected twist during filming led to her arrest. Leslie and her team were completing this week’s tiresome task, whereby they’d opened a discount store in Manchester, when resourceful Leslie decided to replenish low stock by “borrowing” some from a neighbouring pound shop. But her ambitious plan was thwarted by over-enthusiastic store staff and the rozzers were called. I’m sure she would have been let off but the coppers found incriminating photos of Lord Sugar and other Apprentice big wigs “about her person.” I’m sure it’s all a misunderstanding but unless she gets bails she may miss next weeks episode and be out of the competition. Good luck and commiserations for getting caught red handed to Mrs Leslie. Christine Batley. Chief Unveiwable to The Naked Eye Art Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian