Hello. This forthcoming bank holiday Monday (May 29th) your local naturists, the Beckworth and Slocombe branch, are taking the bus to the bright lights of the naturism mecca, Melton Mowbray. This will be the second time we’ll be taking part in the local heats of the UK Naturist Go-Karting Championships, the last time we competed in motorsports the team was unfairly disqualified for wearing socks with our sandals. Once again our best hope of success is my close friend Wayne, who has been practicing at home on his Wii, and I will be taking part myself, having thoroughly enjoyed the few laps I completed last time. We still need three more drivers for the five (wo)man team and no-previous experience is needed, so why not join Team Nude Beckworth. This year we’re sponsored by Greggs the Bakery who’ll be supply all the teams sausage-roll needs, so what’s not to like? Come and enjoy a day of speed, baked-goods and nudism (Successful applicants will need to supply their own helmets). We also would like to take along as many (undressed) supporters as possible, so you why not join us on our day out? Greggs sandwiches and crisps will be included in the price of the day trip, which is only £477 return per person. I hope to see you at the bus station on 29th, yours Lionel T. Worton. Secretary. Beckworth and Slocombe Naturists