Astrologers Descend On Beckworth

Great news just in. Some of the World’s greatest astrologers are spending the next few days camped out on Beckworth’s sports field in the hope of seeing a meteorite storm, or something starry, in the night sky. Famed astrology brothers Hugh and Russell Grant have arranged the “field trip” and even laid on tents and sleeping bags for the skyward looking nerdy experts. Russell explained to me over skinny latte and biscuits that “if the clouds clear tomorrow night we’ll see the Moon at it’s biggest and brightest as it will be in it’s closest position to earth.” I’m sorry to say I started to nod off as he carried on “And for the next few nights and Jupiter is rising in Uranus then Beckworth will probably have one of the best views in the Northern Hemisphere of a large meteor storm crashing to earth” I stirred and said that sounded scary but brother Hugh calmed my nerves by stroking my hair and saying “the meteors will most likely burn up on entry” before casually adding “but if they do crash to earth and cause a nuisence it will be New Zealand and Australia that will be in the firing line.” So if you have chance look up at the sky tonight and see if australasia is about to be wiped out. Christine Batley. Chief Star Spotting Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian

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(Above) An artist’s impression of tonight’s moon over Beckworth

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