News Just In… Bargain hunters were out in force today and up very early (obviously on their way to signing on) as Beckworth shops slashed prices for Black Friday. Most notable were the bargains to be had at 99p Land, items such as Birthday Cake Candles and Out Of Date Walnuts were reduced to just 98p. Not surprisingly fights broke out over the hottest sale items and police had to intervene, many arrests were made but on a happy note I have heard that at least one constable bagged discounted tinsel for her Christmas tree. Christine Batley. Chief Cheap Riot Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian

(Above) Even dogs were fighting over todays penny off bargains