Breaking News…. Mrs Kate Princess Middleton has just left Beckworth General Hospital with her baby girl (likely to be named Princess Gloria) in a hire car driven by the baby’s father Prince William. A palace insider has told me that the happy couple are planning on grabbing a “Family Gutbucket” take-out from the recently re-opened Ken Tucker’s Fried Chicken cafe on the way home…. I’ll tell all as I know. Christine Batley. Chief Royal Baby No2 Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian

(Above) Proud parents Prince William and Princess Kate of Middleton leave hospital with their baby daughter Princess Gloria