Save On A Grave

Hi all. Tomorrow, Saturday, Beckworth Cemetery flings open it’s imposing gates for our annual Cemetery Open Day. Guaranteed to be a fun day out for all the family, with much to enthrall and delight every generation, including our spot the dead celebrity grave competition with prizes for young and old (Star-prize 30% off a headstone). There’s a bouncy castle, Punch & Judy and the Follyfoot Farm Mobile Petting zoo (including rides on Scampi the donkey) for the kids, burial plots to try out for size for Grandma and Granddad and a cake stall and beer tent for mum and dad. Amazingly we’re offering 20% off all funerals bought tomorrow, so don’t be shy, look death in the eye and come on by. And best of all it’s free (apart from the cakes and alcohol)! See you there, Dave “David’ Monmouth, Cemetery Manager

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