Dear all. I hope you’ll all start watching Channel 4′s dreadful programme The Jump, as my cousin Jack a Googoo will be appearing on it as of this week. Due to so many celebrities getting injured on the show and quitting Jack was offered a lot of money to be flown out to some snowy mountain and appear on the dangerous amateur ski jump programme. He will of course sing his covers of Kajagoogoo classics whilst flying through the air. And the producers didn’t seem that bothered that under normal circumstances he finds standing up difficult, so God knows what he’ll be like on ski’s? Anyway, it should make Channel 4 worth watching for once!

Thanks Nelly Ryde (Jack’s manager, ski instructor and shelf-stacker in 99p Land)

(Above) Jack a Googoo looks forward to some apres ski earlier today