A tenor trombone was found this morning round by the bins of Stroud’s Motor School in Floyd Street. The police, myself and PC S Cowgrove, were called and after sealing the street off and ascertaining the crime scene wasn’t booby trapped we took it back to the Police station, where it is waiting for inspection by CID. If you are missing a trombone (a tenor), were sneaking around the bins late last night or think you know someone who was, please ring 999 and ask for PC R Cowgrove at Beckworth Police station. I am single-handedly handling this baffling case and now have a lost-property cupboard bulging at the seams with musical instruments of a brass nature.
PC R Cowgrove
(Above) Is this your missing trombone?
