Dear Lesbian And Gay And Bi-Sexual friends. Tonight is National Coming Out Day and in celebration we’re driving a candle-lit Friends Of Dorothy “float” around the town and going door-to-door to help people come out to complete strangers, friends and family. So if you need that gentle shuv to escape the closet join us on our glam float and show the world you’re happy with your sexuality. Yours Sylvie Stoke. Co-Chair Lady. The Beckworth Lesbian And Gay And Bi-Sexual Society ( BLAGABSS )

(Above) An artist’s impression of how the Beckworth Lesbian And Gay And Bi-Sexual Society “Coming Out” float would look if it had to go in the river