Hello all. Last night’s Bonfire night was a roaring success, so many thanks to all who could be bothered to come along. It may have been very poorly attended and a scaled down event compared to previous years, and lacked a bonfire, but thanks to a discarded sparkler setting alight the uninsured priceless 1957 Barbara Hepworth sculpture “Two Very Big People’s Heads” we had a real fire to throw an effigy of Guy on to after all. Great stuff. G. Grimsby. Mayor

(Above) The priceless Barbara Hepworth sculpture on fire last night