World First Unveiled At Today’s Show

Hello all. Just to spread the great news that today’s International Wheelbarrow (And Garden Sprinkler) Show held annually in Beckworth has made news the whole World over. After opening the show Jeremy Vine kindly toured the show, demonstrating many of the exhibits and finally unveiling a gardening first. Gasps were heard around the exhibition when, on behalf of hose accessory makers Deck & Blacker, Mr Vine revealed to the assembled public a life-changing product. A self-spinning sprinkler with more holes than previously thought possible. Approximately 24. The item is due to go on sale in time for Christmas next year and will feature Jeremy dressed in his dancing gear on the packaging. It will certainly feature in my letter to Santa in 2016. Yours sincerely, Valerie Saddleworth CBE. Chairlady. The Beckworth Guild of Trade & Commerce

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