Hello. I just wanted to keep you up to date about this ongoing dramatic camelid situation. It’s currently a case of hide and seek concerning Fern Britton’s Jackson Three Minus One, and so far the lamas are better at hiding than we are at seeking. No one has seen the hairy twosome since Ross Kemp’s humane capture of one of the lama’s accomplaces, and we reckon the cunning convicts have fled to the hills with their tails between their legs. No doubt they are hatching plans about a return to town, but Fern’s in house lama psychologist, Doris Palmer, reckons she knows what they’ll do next and says she is ready for them. Personally I fear a hostage situation or a siege, so let me know if you see these very dangerous lamas, and i’ll keep everyone posted as things develop. Don’t bother trying to contact Mrs Britton as she is away filming Celebrity Bargain Hunt. Christine