Local Celeb Likely To Go All The Way In The Jungle…

Breaking jungle based reality TV news just in… If you’ve been watching I’m A Celebrity you’ll know that our very own local celebrity, Jack Agoogoo has been working his “magic” on the ever so dull reality show by offering back rubs and happy endings to the lady contestants… And in an exclusive smutty text message to yours truly (from a sneaked in mobile) Jack told me he believes he’s on course to go all the way on the show… I thought he meant he liked his chances of winning the show but when he texted back he said he meant getting his wicked way with some of “the birds” on the show… Before adding even the lesbian one! Good luck to Jack, he certainly puts the reality into reality TV! If he does raise a jungle fever i’ll let you know. Christine Batley. Deputy Chief Celebrity Reporter. Beckworth And Slocombe Herald Incorporating Nightly Gazette

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