Breaking Televisual News Just In… At last I can share the best kept secret in TV, that our favourite local celeb has been released from rehab due to alcohol addiction just in time to star in I’m A Celebrity… No i’m not talking about Ant (or was that Dec? Sorry, I get the two of them confused), i’m talking about Beckworth’s very own reality TV star Jack A. Googoo. Before he flew to Australia to film the latest series I met Jack in the Blind Beggar pub and before he passed out he told me how his sister, supermarket cashier Nelly Ryde, had campaigned for years to get him on and thank goodness a little “incentive” to the producers got him on this year… Having cleaned up his act (I mean that figuratively as his Kajagoogoo tribute act is still really only for the deaf. Or the thick) he told me how he reckons he’s in with a good shout to win and hopes if he gets his “wicked way with the birds in the jungle” he could have a new career in porn. I for one wish Mr Googoo well on the show, it will certainly make great downmarket car crash TV. Christine Batley. Deputy Chief I’m A Celebrity Reporter. Beckworth And Slocombe Herald Incorporating Nightly Gazette