A second swift retraction just in…. Lawyer’s for David Cameron‘s cousin Cyril are demanding we point out that he is not, as previously implied, actually the PM’s cousin. We are “happy” to clarify that Cyril, a high-profile Tory donor, is in fact Mr Cam’s brother-in-law and so not a blood relation. Thus he gained his new year’s honour in an above reproach fashion. We are of course happy to put the record straight, Christine Batley. Chief “Still Trying To Keep Out Of Court” Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian