A swift retraction just in…. Lawyer’s for David Cameron‘s cousin Cyril are demanding we point out that he was not, as reported in the last hour, made a Duke for his truly pioneering “environmental” work on HS2 and Crossrail. We are “happy” to clarify and state he was promoted for his charitable works and his leadership role as a “Brown Owl” in the local Tory sponsored Crewbury scouts. Best wishes, Christine Batley. Chief “Trying To Keep Out Of Court” Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian