I’ve just seen those two blokes from Masterchef (I forget their names) herding some celebrities into The Bamboo Caravan chinese take-away. Someone in the grocers told me these (so called) celebs are working in the kitchen for a night as part of the Celebrity Masterchef finals. I won’t be ordering from there whilst these nonces are cooking, you never know what you’ll get. Fried mice probably!!! Thanks Gilbert

(Above) The Celebrity Masterchef finalists pose for a photograph in the toilets of the Bamboo Caravan before starting their shift in the kitchens