Yo lucky people, I’ve just found out that today is St Valentines Day and as I’m looking after the hood in my Dad’s absence i’m throwing a hardcore offer on you wiggas… So boom; tonight we will be staying opening extra late to cater for those hungry home skillets and BFs who want a truly memorable night. I’m offering a one night only all you can eat offer (from the salad bowl only) for all customers prove they’re a daddy or baby girl (a sextape on your phone that we can download should it!). The salad will be free for any crew dropping notes on two large donar kebab, two large fries and a couple of greek beers. Also, after 9.30 my brother will be dropping some huge tunes so come down to move a sick muscle. All for just £26.99. See you later gangstas.

Steve Knossos. Knossos Kebabs