You lucky bloods, today is the day of love, 24 hours of carnal delights and showing off to the arm candy, reeeeeght… St Valentines Day comes once in a year and it’s one of the only days I’m trusted to look after the hood in my Dad’s absence, as he’s taken my Mum out for spa day (what a sap)… anyway today i’m throwing a hardcore offer on you wiggas… So boom; tonight I’ll be flying solo and staying opening extra late to cater for those hungry home skillets and BFs who want a truly memorable night. Also, i’m offering a one night only all you can eat offer (from the salad bowl only) for all customers prove they’re a daddy or baby girl (something X-rated on your phone should it!). The salad will be free for any crew dropping large notes on two large donar kebab, two large fries and a couple of greek beers. Also, after 9.30 my brother, MC Kofte, will be dropping some huge tunes so come down to move a sick muscle. All for just £39.99. See you later gangstas.
Steve Knossos AKA MC Shish. Knossos Kebabs