Local Lothario “Lad” Kicked Off Love Island

Breaking hot and steamy island based reality TV news literally just in… If you’ve been watching Love Island like me you will know that local celebrity and Kajagoogo tribute act Jack Agoogoo has been acting like a randy bull and has been warned daily for sexually inappropriate behaviour. Though as the programme is totally about inappropriate sexual behaviour it’s hard to see why he got singled out… at least he could string a sentence together when briefly sober… Anyway, his sister Nelly has just texted me to say he’s being flown home after he broke into a local off licence… The island will be a poorer place without him, and the programme even more vacuous. Christine Batley. Deputy Chief Reality TV Reporter. Beckworth And Slocombe Herald Incorporating Nightly Gazette

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