Do A Veggie A Favour Today

Beckworth_Greg's Grocery Bicycle

Alright fans, how’s it hanging? Yes. it’s me, TVs own handsome Greg. Things are a bit quiet here as i’m not presenting any high-brow TV programmes at the moment, so i’m working extra hard on my Fruit & Veg rental service. I’ve got lots of veg going off due to poor sales and as today is World Vegan Day I thought I could off load it… So if you know any veggies why not show how much you like them and rent a ruddy big box of veg for them. I’m offering to deliver, on me bike, crates of overripe “organic” veg by the hour… for up to 6 months at a time!!! I must be nuts but, for a bit of extra cash, i’ll even cover the stuff in mud so you can look like you know your way around an allotment (but without having to lift a (green) finger or get your trendy hands dirty). So why not give me a try and give your “meat and fish-fearing” chums a treat. You can even text through orders if you just can’t be arsed to phone or pop in person. So what you waiting for? Fill a vegans’ squat with borrowed foodstuffs today. Yours, Greg Wallace. Master Gregs the Grocers. Yours, Greg Wallace. Master Gregs the Grocers

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