Hello. Fantastic news just in, the annual strike by the council’s IT department was resolved this morning in just half an hour at the arbitration company ACAS. Many concessions have been made by the council. The main sticking point of upgrading council funded free biscuits from the current ginger nuts to milk chocolate hobnobs was solved by a compromise of now supplying plain hob nobs. The IT dept will slowly return to work although they have warned they may strike again in August, just to keep their hand in and keep us on our toes. Thanks, G. Grimsby. Mayor

(Above) The Hobnob biscuits that thanks to ACAS put an end to IT’s recent strike