Hello all. My name is Gary Grimsby and as Mayor I have been given the honour of cutting an imaginary red-ribbon to officially open this website (It’s lucky it’s not a real ribbon as due to sweeping council cutbacks i don’t have any scissors) .
Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to declare this website open, and I now leave it to all the residents to upload interesting words and photos, of a non-offensive nature, for the world to see.
Many thanks Gary Grimsby
May i be the first to congratulate Mr Grimsby on the fine job of opening this website. And may I add, that by using a pretend ribbon you have saved the landfill sites of our planet from the needless waste of discarded used ribbon.
Thank you, Clifford Pinner