Hoax Fudge Causes Subsidence In Model Village

Dear all. I’ve more sad news regarding Anthony “Tony” Worrall-Thompson and Heston Blumenthal’s “Fudgeworth” (the model village of Beckworth made entirely of fudge). The project is near to being a third complete, but this week the father and son food builders noticed that the already completed model of the public toilets was collapsing. They thought it was caused by leaking fudge model toilet but further investigation revealed that the foundation fudge bricks they’d used were fake and actually made of Caramac, which had melted in the heat bringing the structure down. A very upset Heston has told me “Who would do such a wicked thing as supply Caramac bricks? Now we’ll have to demolish the loos and rebuild them, putting the project at least 3 weeks behind schedule.” Through the tears he added “And we still need each of Beckworth’s 5000+ residents to make at least two kilograms of real fudge per day to get the whole model village finished… which we hope to do before the August bank holiday.” So please help the the father and son chefs, they can’t do this without your help. And remember we are an equal opportunities hotel with wheelchair access so there’s no excuse for lazy people on benefits not dropping off fudge. Thanks, Sandy Luton, General Manager, Hill View Hotel

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(Above) The Caramac at the centre of the fake brick scandal

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