Alright fans, how ya doing? It’s me, handsome Greg from off your telly. And as i’m not presenting any high-brow TV programmes at the moment i’m working extra hard on my new Fruit & Veg rental service. And get this, i’m now branching out into flowers. Just in time for Mother’s Day. That’s right, rented flowers delivered to your Mum’s door by Greg’s Fruit & Veg Hire. Simply put, i’m offering to rent out (and deliver on me bike) bundles of flowers for up to 6 months at a time!!! I must be crazy but for a bit of extra dosh i’ll even throw in a vase. So why not give me a try and give your Mum the treat she deserves this Mothering Sunday. You could even buy her a marrow or some spuds at the same time and see her little old wrinkled face light up ’cause she knows you love her lots. Yours, Greg Wallace. Master Gregs the Grocers

(Above) Why not let TV’s handsome Greg Wallace deliver rented flowers (and veg) to your dear old Mum this Sunday?