Hello all. I just wanted to share the amazing news that TV naturist, keen angler and local celeb, Chris Packham has this week entered the Guiness Book of World Records for the largest rod caught kipper. The six foot long fish weighed in at a massive 62 kg and was caught by Chris, with the help and encouragement of his best friend Daniel, in the River Winnet up near Ghandi’s Mill. Chris and Daniel were quoted as saying “Hey man, This Night Has Opened My Eyes. The biggest thing we’d ever caught before was a ruddy tractor tyre, but Dan is an optomist and kept saying Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want. So we kept on fishing for the elsusive big one” Asked if they were going to get the kipper stuffed and mounted a delighted Mr Chris Packham and Mr Daniel Owl replied “No way blood, me and Dan are gonna to eat the big b******!!” Well done to Chris and Daniel. Mayor Gary Grimsby

(Above) Chris and best friend Daniel just before they grilled the World’s largest kipper