Ash Wednesday Service

Hello my flock. Just to let you know that this morning’s Ash Wednesday Service will be starting, God permit, at the slightly later time of 2.15pm this afternoon. This is due to me suffering from the after-effects of too many pancakes and communion wine with the Bishop last night. As is tradition during the service church warden Noddy Holder will be tipping ash onto all attendees as they kneel to pray, so please don’t wear your posh clothes or charge us for any subsequent dry cleaning. I look forward to seeing you all this afternoon, though I may be a tad subdued due to my headache and sickness.

May your God be with you, Cyril Knutsford. Vicar. Beckworth St Faiths

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