Python’s Perished Parrot Purloined

Just a reminder that tonight local boys, Monty Python, will be performing a final secret gig here at the Macadamia Hall and tickets are still available. Also, please be on the lookout for a large stuffed dead parrot which is key to some of their sketches (I believe it’s a mascot) as it has been stolen from the Python’s hired minibus. They are offering a £20 reward for it’s safe return which is very generous. The unsold tickets are only £725 each and can be purchased under the counter at the Macadamia Hall box office or from me personally (I’ll be in Sainsco doing my weekly shop this morning).

Yours Terence Eccles. General Manager, The Macadamia Hall

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(Above) The missing dead pet parrot which Police are hunting

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