Python’s Perished Parrot Purloined

Just a reminder that tonight local boys, Monty Python, will be performing a final secret gig here at the Macadamia Hall and tickets are still available. Also, please be on the lookout for a large stuffed dead parrot which is key to some of their sketches (I believe it’s a mascot) as it has been stolen from the Python’s hired minibus. They are offering a £20 reward for it’s safe return which is very generous. The unsold tickets are only £725 each and can be purchased under the counter at the Macadamia Hall box office or from me personally (I’ll be in Sainsco doing my weekly shop this morning).

Yours Terence Eccles. General Manager, The Macadamia Hall

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(Above) The missing dead pet parrot which Police are hunting

Shush! Python Announce Secret Gig

Just to let you know that Monday 21st July local boys, Monty Python, will be performing a final secret gig here at the Macadamia Hall to round off their string of dates at London’s O2 theatre tent. Support act will be the funny Irish comedian Micky Flanagan. I’m not supposed to say anything about the “warm down” gig or even advertise it, but if I don’t how on earth will I sell any tickets? So please come and tell all your friends (though don’t mention I told you). Tickets are only £725 each and on sale now from under the counter at the Macadamia Hall box office or from me personally (you can catch me most nights in the saloon bar of The Blind Badger).

Yours Terence Eccles. General Manager, The Macadamia Hall

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(Above) Monty Python take a bow at the end of one of their 49 farewell gigs at the O2