Breaking art news just in…. earlier today local scientists announced they had found out the true identity of the mysterious street artist Banksy using DNA testing. For the time being, to give Banksy time to pay to keep his anonymity, the scientists have only revealed he is a humble well-travelled Argentinian man who lives in Rome….

(Above) Street artist Banksy discretely leaving his mark on the men’s public toilet wall earlier today (the wall will now be sold to raise funds for the council’s Christmas party)