Fishfinger Fire Day… Two Days Ago (oops)

Hello. And apologies for the lateness of my post, blame it on post-vaccine memory loss which meant I forgot what day, or week, it was. I have been feeling two cod-sticks short of a sandwich but its worth it! Anyway, as you will doubtless know Thursday just gone was a very important day in the Beckworth calendar, Fishfinger Fire Day.

Had I remembered I would have asked all to once again resurrect a celebration whereby all residents wear the frozen foodstuff in their button holes, just as was done ritually until the 1930s. As taught nationally it was around 350 years ago, in 1578, that Beckworth almost lost it’s centuries-old fishfinger industry in a fire that ravaged the town. Carelessly started by a baker making the signature fluorescent orange breadcrumbs the ensuing blaze robbed locals of their favourite fish diet for months to come. This, the town’s primary industry, could have died out altogether if it wasn’t for the actions of a young navy officer home on leave. Lieutenant Len BirdsEye noticed smoke coming from the drunk bakers shop and quickly extinguished the fire within using his naval ration flask of rum he kept in a hip flask. In honour him of saving the last few fishfingers and the secret recipe, he was briefly made Mayor of the town, promoted to captain and had his name and picture added to all Beckworth’s future made fish fingers.
Thanks, Bill Christchurch. Beckworth Historical Society.

Displeasure Latest Treasure

Hello. I hope you’re all staying safe and have listened to this week’s online radio show, the perfect soundtrack to winter, why not test your music knowledge in the latest edition of Popmonster?…  You can listen to all the previous shows, anytime at your leisure, on Mixcloud.com just search for Inmate B42359, and why not follow us daily on Twitter @B42359. If you have listened below is this week’s playlist.

Due to demand the show is now broadcast “live” three times a week on www.madwaspradio.com7pm Fridays10am Saturdays and 5pm Tuesdays (GMT) and you can also. Please don’t forget to email Len and I at inmateB42359@gmail.com

01  Renegade (feat. Ell Murphy) – TSHA

02 Does It Make You Feel Good? - Joesef

03 Smiling Faces Sometimes - The Undisputed Truth

04 Life’s What You Make it - Talk Talk

05 Going Up The Country - Canned Heat

06 Where’s Captain Kirk? - Spizz Energi

07 On The Air - Wax Tailor

08 Caroline - Arlo Parks

09 Babylon’s Burning - The Ruts

10 Great Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis

12 Most Of The Time - Tom Sanders

13 Gonna Fix You Good (Everytime You’re Bad) - The Alan Bown Set

14 Rock The Casbah - The Clash

Record Player POPMONSTER Vinyl V9

Displeasure Gets All Romantic For Valentines Day…

Hello. I hope you’re all staying safe and have listened to this week’s online radio show, the perfect soundtrack to Valentines…  You can listen to all the previous shows, anytime at your leisure, on Mixcloud.com just search for Inmate B42359, and why not follow us daily on Twitter @B42359. If you have listened below is this week’s playlist.

Due to demand the show is now broadcast “live” three times a week on www.madwaspradio.com7pm Fridays10am Saturdays and 5pm Tuesdays (GMT) and you can also. Please don’t forget to email Len and I at inmateB42359@gmail.com

01 Every Beat That Passed Lost Horizons feat. Kavi Kwai

02 The Pit Partner

03 Biting Stone Skeleten

04 Catch & Release Peel

05 Hello, I love You The Doors

06 The One I Love REM

07 In My Arms Babeheaven

08 Valentine DIIV

09 Valentine Charlotte Gainsbourg

10 Valentine Bryan Ferry

11 Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division

12 Ever Fallen In Love Buzzcocks

13 Hot Love T. Rex

14 Keys To Your Heart 101ers

Record Player Coloured Vinyl V7

Wear A Plume In Your Hat Online This Weekend

Hello my flock. I hope you’re surviving lockdown #3 and not going out, except to stock up on snacks and alcohol. I myself am getting through the restrictions thanks to my lodger and our daily rituals. In fact we got so carried away with Thursday nights online “Shed Your Sins With Gin” that we slept through yesterday and missed the Feast of St Norris. Church Warden Noddy Holder we hold our annual memorial service tomorrow via zoom at 11ish, and all religious denominations are welcome as St Norris is venerated by many faiths. Why not wear a feather in your hat this weekend to celebrate his kind deeds to birds and his invention of the carrier pigeon back in the 15th century. And in his honour remember “we should cast aside carnal thoughts by wearing feathers atop our sinful bodies and by clearing up bird sh*t. With our hands” So see you online tomorrow morning sporting your finest plumage. God Bless You and Norris. Cyril Knutsford, Vicar, Beckworth St Faiths