This is a message to all of you wanting to celebrate St David Day in real style in a traditional dimly lit busy pub with a broken jukebox… Yes your favourite hostelry is hosting an evening of everything Scottish to toast their patron saint with warm ale. Music will be supplied by local, ex-successful BBC DJ Kid “The Kid” Jenson who says he is a big fan of Scotland, Scotch Eggs and of course the “other patron saints of Scotland” The Krankies. Anyone wearing tartan, an inappropriate school uniform or putting on a funny accent will get entered into a prize draw to win an opened packet of out of date Haggis flavoured crisps. See you this evening! Cindy Carmarthen, Bar Manager, The Blind Badger Pub & Venue
(Above) Donnie & Marie Krankie pictured recently in the Blind Badger pub garden
You lucky bloods, today is the day of love, 24 hours of carnal delights and showing off to the arm candy, reeeeeght… St Valentines Day comes once in a year and it’s one of the only days I’m trusted to look after the hood in my Dad’s absence, as he’s taken my Mum out for spa day (what a sap)… anyway today i’m throwing a hardcore offer on you wiggas… So boom; tonight I’ll be flying solo and staying opening extra late to cater for those hungry home skillets and BFs who want a truly memorable night. Also, i’m offering a one night only all you can eat offer (from the salad bowl only) for all customers prove they’re a daddy or baby girl (something X-rated on your phone should it!). The salad will be free for any crew dropping large notes on two large donar kebab, two large fries and a couple of greek beers. Also, after 9.30 my brother, MC Kofte, will be dropping some huge tunes so come down to move a sick muscle. All for just £39.99. See you later gangstas.
Steve Knossos AKA MC Shish. Knossos Kebabs
Breaking hot and steamy island based reality TV news literally just in… If you’ve been watching Love Island like me you will know that local celebrity and Kajagoogo tribute act Jack Agoogoo has been acting like a randy bull and has been warned daily for sexually inappropriate behaviour. Though as the programme is totally about inappropriate sexual behaviour it’s hard to see why he got singled out… at least he could string a sentence together when briefly sober… Anyway, his sister Nelly has just texted me to say he’s being flown home after he broke into a local off licence… The island will be a poorer place without him, and the programme even more vacuous. Christine Batley. Deputy Chief Reality TV Reporter. Beckworth And Slocombe Herald Incorporating Nightly Gazette