Here is an interview about yours truly, recorded a while ago by a swindling, potentially-murderous, charlatan doctor off the telly. I’ll give him his due though, I sound blinding.
Category Archives: Recordings
Fame At Last
Dear all, it is wonderful to have the opportunity to share my life with you, albeit in brief heavily edited installments. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it none the less, especially the television casting directors amongst you. Dr E Chipping-Sodbury
Looking For A Wife. You Interested?
I am wanting a wife. Look at this and ring me if you want it. Emeryk
Marion Is Here
Hellody Hoo, Marion here. These are some recordings from an interview I did a while ago with an odd man who called himself a doctor. He was a bit tipsy and asked me some very strange questions, then tried to borrow money from me for “his project”. I’ve often wondered became of him, but in his absence the tourist board have asked me to put the recordings on this website, so that’s what I’m doing. I hope they boost tourism, though I can’t imagine why they would. Ta ta M.
Hello and welcome to my Parish
Hello, I am Cyril Knutsford, the vicar of St. Faiths Church
Beckworth is my parish, and my young parishioners have told me therefore this website is my online parish. So let it be blessed and full of wonderful, joyous things.
Here are two tape recordings of me talking which I hope you thoroughly enjoy
May your God be with you, Cyril
Clifford Speaking
Hello, here is a bit of an interview I did for this website. It’s very odd hearing myself talk, I’ve not heard my voice apart from inside my head and in there I sounded like an English Michael Caine. But there you go, I guess microphones don’t lie!
Clifford Pinner
Good Afternoon Listener
Or good evening if you are viewing this towards the end of the day with a fine bottle of vintage port in one hand and a lit thigh-rolled cigar between your teeth.
My name is Percival DeBeckworth-Hereford, and as an impotant member of society I was one of the first people interviewed by Dr Kennedy for this website.
Here is an extract or two, which I hope are very enlightening.
Regards, PDH