Marion Is Here

Hellody Hoo, Marion here. These are some recordings from an interview I did a while ago with an odd man who called himself a doctor. He was a bit tipsy and asked me some very strange questions, then tried to borrow money from me for “his project”. I’ve often wondered became of him, but in his absence the tourist board have asked me to put the recordings on this website, so that’s what I’m doing. I hope they boost tourism, though I can’t imagine why they would. Ta ta M.

Hello and welcome to my Parish

Hello, I am Cyril Knutsford, the vicar of St. Faiths Church

Beckworth is my parish, and my young parishioners have told me therefore this website is my online parish. So let it be blessed and full of wonderful, joyous things.

Here are two tape recordings of me talking which I hope you thoroughly enjoy

May your God be with you, Cyril

Good Afternoon Listener

Or good evening if you are viewing this towards the end of the day with a fine bottle of vintage port in one hand and a lit thigh-rolled cigar between your teeth.

My name is Percival DeBeckworth-Hereford, and as an impotant member of society I was one of the first people interviewed by Dr Kennedy for this website.

Here is an extract or two, which I hope are very enlightening.

Regards, PDH