Hello all. My name is Gary Grimsby and as Mayor I have been given the honour of cutting an imaginary red-ribbon to officially open this website (It’s lucky it’s not a real ribbon as due to sweeping council cutbacks i don’t have any scissors) .

Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to declare this website open, and I now leave it to all the residents to upload interesting words and photos, of a non-offensive nature, for the world to see.

Many thanks Gary Grimsby