Hello and happy new year. I trust you all enjoyed Christmas? I spent mine with my close friend Wayne and we met our new chum Helmut on a naturist’s skiing trip in the French Alps. Helmut taught us all about toasting marshmellows and warming our nuts on an open fire. But now we’re back in a cold and moist Beckworth making new year’s resolutions together. Helmut’s is to get local businesses to sponsor him getting a hair transplant and gaining British citizenship, Wayne’s is to loose 19 stone in 12 months and mine is to increase membership of your local naturists, the Beckworth and Slocombe branch. To this end, come rain, shine or arrest for indecent exposure I will be leafleting outside Sainsco every Saturday in the coming weeks whilst Wayne and Helmut do the weekly shop inside. So why not pick up a leaflet from me whilst you and the family are out doing the weekend shop and join up? We’re a friendly bunch so why not join us? Shape, creed, colour, age and sexual predilection are no matter to us, just the ability to live life fully without clothes on. I hope to see you all outside the Sainsco supermarket every Saturday. I’ll be the one wearing a smile, sandals and little else clutching a wad of pamphlets. Happy 2016. Best wishes,  Lionel T. Worton. Secretary. Beckworth and Slocombe Naturists

(Above) My new friend Helmut shopping for hair-gel in Sainsco