Found: Two More Trumpets

Two more trumpets have been handed into the Police station, by singer and local celeb Ronan Keating. The instruments were found nestling together in a smart black case on Houston Street not far from the mosque. But the Imam has told Community Support Officer Mohamed the trumpets are not theirs. The case has distinctive markings on it, what look like indecipherable letters spell out the words Prop Er Tyof Nig El Abb In Gdon and this is followed by a jumble of numbers 01285 356 1245. It is obviously a code of some sort, probably to do with organised crime. Maybe you saw masked men dropping said case, or maybe you are from an underworld crime gang who’re missing these instruments, either way we’d like to hear from you. Why not offer a cash reward for their safe return? Please ring 999 and ask for PC R Cowgrove at Beckworth Police station, who is getting to grips with this mysterious musical case. (We’re still waiting to hear from the owners of another found trumpet and a flugelhorn). PC R Cowgrove

(Above) Villains, do you recognise this case of trumpets?