Trick Or Treating Banned This Halloween

Hello. It is with a heavy heart that I have to inform all residents that I have taken Police advice and have banned trick or treating from Beckworth this Halloween. This comes after year on year increases of muggings by under 10s on the town’s ageing population and a fear that the night has been highjacked by far-right yummy-mummys and by Satan worshipping youth clubs. I hope this won’t adversly effect your enjoyment of all-hallows eve. G. Grimsby. Mayor

Six children in costumes trick or treating at woman's house

(Above) A gang of young Satan worshippers intimidating a poor Beckworth resident on her doorstep last year