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Have A healthier Fish & Chip Day

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Hello all you lucky peoples, If you looking for a much healthier fish n chip shop day day-out, then you must come and enjoy a kebab instead… Beckworth’s favourite fast food establishment will be opening 11 ’til 11 to give good service to all you fish and potato fans who prefer a beautiful kebab. A large donna kebab for £15.99 each is not to be missed, so you come and take-away. It’s not a day to be missed, so come and be healthy at Knossos Kebabs. Khristos will see you later today. Remember it’s only while stocks last…

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Make Mothering Day Sunday Extra Special Today

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Hello all you lucky peoples with Mothers. And Grandmothers. Today is your Mother’s Day and to make it extra special your favourite fast food establishment will be opening 11 ’til 11 to give good service all the Mum’s you bring along. Your mothers will be treated like Kings for 12 hours at Knossos Kebabs. We’re offering any mature woman, who can prove she has offspring, a large donna kebab for £11.99 each (whilst stocks last). After the popularity of Mother’s Day in recent years we are once again laying on entertainment that every mama will love. Yes it’s our very own local Michael Buble tribute act, Michael Ball, singing all his hits, accompanied by his granddaughter Zoe on the spoons and eukele. We’ve brought extra seats to our kebab shop today so can sit 9 mums (or 3 large jolly ones) at any time, but any dads or sons and daughters will have to stand outside in the road. Or you come and take-away (there’s a bench down the street). It’s not a day to be missed, so bring us all your mothers. Khristos will see you later today. Remember it’s only while stocks last…

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Kebab Celebration for The Queen

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Hey you lucky people, today the beloved HRH Queen becomes the oldest queen ever to have lived in this Great Britian and so it is time to celebrate. Big style. And as we know the best way to make a day special is with a kebab. And fries. We’ll be offering a one day only all you can eat until you’re sick offer (from the salad bowl only) for all the Queen fans who come wearing Queen t-shirts or carrying a signed photo of the Freddie Mercury. We’ll also be selling out-of-date greek beer from under the counter. And after 9.30 tonight we’ll be putting on a slide show of our recent visit to Buckingham Palace and have a Queen music tape playing to really make the day extra royal. All for just £24.99. At this crazy price why go anywhere else? We will be staying opening extra late to cater for the after-the-pubs-shut kebab-loving hungry royalists so why not bring the whole families for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Sees you later.

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(Above) The HRH Queen making herself a kebab earlier today in celebration of 120 years or so of her sitting on the Royal throne

Celebrate The Longest Father’s Day With A Kebab

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Hey you lucky people, we’ve just remembered that today Is both Father’s Sunday and the “longest day” so we will be staying opening extra late to cater for the after-the-pubs-shut clientelle. We’ll be offering a one day only all you can eat offer (from the salad bowl only) for all father’s purchasing a large donar kebab, large fries and a greek beer. Also, after 9.30 tonight we’ll be putting on a strip show and have some greek music playing to really make the day extra special. All for just £24.99. At this crazy price why go anywhere else? So sons and daughters bring all your father’s, and grandfathers. See you later.

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Mother’s Day Special

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Hello you lucky peoples. Don’t forget this Sunday is your Mother’s Day and to make it extra special we will be opening 11 ’til 11 to service all the Mum’s we can. Your mother will be treated like a King at Knossos Kebabs and to any woman who can prove she has offspring we’re offering large donna kebabs for £11.99 each (whilst stocks last). After the success of last year’s Mother’s Day we are once again laying on entertainment that every mama will love, local Michael Buble tribute act Michael Ball will be singing all his hits, accompanied by his granddaughter Zoe on the spoons, in between making kebabs. This year we’ve got extra seats in our kebab shop so can sit 9 mums at any time, but any dads or sons and daughters will have to stand up. So maybe you come early and take-away (there’s a bench down the street). It’s not a day to be missed, so bring us all your mothers. And Grandmother. Khristos will see you Sunday.

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Show your Mum you really love her and treat her to a kebab this Sunday

Spend Mother’s Day With Donna & Mickey

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Hey lucky people, this Sunday is Mother’s Day and we will be opening 11 ’til 11 to serve as many Mum’s as possible. And what mum wouldn’t want to spend her special day at Knossos Kebabs. For one day only we’re offering large donna kebabs for £9.99 each (whilst stocks last) and laid on entertainment that every mama will love. Yes local Michael Buble tribute act Michael Ball will be singing all his hits through lunch and again at dinner time. We’ve only got 6 seats in our kebab shop so most people will have to stand, so maybe you come early. It’s a day not to be missed, bring all your mother’s and Grandmother to see Khristos. See you Sunday.

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Celebrate Father’s Day With A Kebab

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Hey you lucky people, this Sunday we will be opening 11 ’til 11 and offering a one day only all you can eat offer (from the salad bowl only) for all father’s purchasing a large donar kebab, large fries and a greek beer. All that for £13.99. At this crazy price it’s not to be missed, so bring all your father’s (Grandfather’s also welcome). See you Sunday.

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