The (Possible) Inventor Of Bubble-Wrap Due To “Pops” His Clogs… Probably

Breaking potentially sad news…. Reports have been flooding in that local man Duncan Bubbles, the probable inventor of Bubble-Wrap, is very ill and has taken to his “death” bed. But in a spooky twist we’ve just had a fax from his talented nephew, Michael Buble (Real name: Mickey Bubbles), saying reports of his death are a bit premature. “He does have a poorly foot and is a bit stressed by the ongoing Human Rights court case over who actually invented Bubble-Wrap (two Americans claim they did in the 1960s), but apart from that he’s fine” Get well soon Mr Bubbles. Christine Batley. Chief Packaging Correspondent. Beckworth Guardian

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(Above) As per his final wishes Mr Bubbles will be buried in a splendid “coffin” of his own making

Mother’s Day Special

Hello you lucky peoples. Don’t forget this Sunday is your Mother’s Day and to make it extra special we will be opening 11 ’til 11 to service all the Mum’s we can. Your mother will be treated like a King at Knossos Kebabs and to any woman who can prove she has offspring we’re offering large donna kebabs for £11.99 each (whilst stocks last). After the success of last year’s Mother’s Day we are once again laying on entertainment that every mama will love, local Michael Buble tribute act Michael Ball will be singing all his hits, accompanied by his granddaughter Zoe on the spoons, in between making kebabs. This year we’ve got extra seats in our kebab shop so can sit 9 mums at any time, but any dads or sons and daughters will have to stand up. So maybe you come early and take-away (there’s a bench down the street). It’s not a day to be missed, so bring us all your mothers. And Grandmother. Khristos will see you Sunday.

Khristos Knossos. Knossos Kebabs

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Show your Mum you really love her and treat her to a kebab this Sunday

Spend Mother’s Day With Donna & Mickey

Hey lucky people, this Sunday is Mother’s Day and we will be opening 11 ’til 11 to serve as many Mum’s as possible. And what mum wouldn’t want to spend her special day at Knossos Kebabs. For one day only we’re offering large donna kebabs for £9.99 each (whilst stocks last) and laid on entertainment that every mama will love. Yes local Michael Buble tribute act Michael Ball will be singing all his hits through lunch and again at dinner time. We’ve only got 6 seats in our kebab shop so most people will have to stand, so maybe you come early. It’s a day not to be missed, bring all your mother’s and Grandmother to see Khristos. See you Sunday.

Khristos Knossos. Knossos Kebabs

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