That Is My Life

Hello, my name is Kenneth Kennilworth and I just want to state that my ex-friend, and pastry chef, Paul Hollywood has stolen parts of my life story for his film script… if you substitute Scrabble for baking, remove the car chases, discard being found by his Granddad and ignore the bit about getting a job at the hotel, the story is mine. I will therefore be asking for a cut of any money made, or that very least want a walk on part as “man playing scrabble” in the Great British Bake-Off tent. Best wishes, Kenneth. Scrabble Enthusiast