Tickets On Sale For Hootananny

This is a message to remind you lucky people that tickets are still available for tomorrow night’s New Years’ Eve Hootananny bash featuring Jesus’s favourite folk trio The Faith Tones. The God-bothering troubadours have kindly stepped into the breach after 22-piece Mexican Sting & The Police tribute act De Polícia were denied work visas at the last minute. The Faith Tones, an “all-female” trio, will be playing tracks from their new Christmas LP 21 Songs for Jesus’s Birthday, including the smash hit (For Mylie Cyrus) Adore You. Doors open at 6.30, and tickets cost £55 which includes an all-you-can-carry-on-a-tiny-plate “finger” buffet. So if you want to see the new year in with some Godfearing lady singers and get lathered on real ale this hootananny is for you. This week’s featured ale is Worzel’s Rusty Nail and we’ve a 3 for 2 offer on pork scratchings. So see you tomorrow. Cindy Carmarthen, Bar Manager, The Blind Badger Pub & Venue

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International Twerking Finals

This is a message to remind you all that this friday night The Blind Badger will be hosting the 3rd Annual International Twerking Finals in our back room. Seventeen of the World’s finest twerkers will be descending on Beckworth in the hope of winning a trophy and £500 prize money. Last year’s winner Vera Cyrus-Jones (Mylie Cyrus‘s English cousin) will be head judge alongside Strictly Come Dancing’s “Mr Seven” Len Goodman and local celeb and handyman Les Dennis. A rivetting evening is assured and after the finals Gareth Gates’ Mobile Disco will be rocking the room. It’s only a tenner on the door and this week’s featured ale at the pub is Liquid Night-Rogen. Warning: If you don’t like people wearing flesh-coloured bikinis, showing off their bottoms or grabbing their genitals, then please stay at home! Cindy Carmarthen, Bar Manager, The Blind Badger Pub & Venue

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(Above) The International Twerking Trophy, won last year by Mylie Cyrus’s Cousin Vera