Is David Beckham Australian? I’ve just seen him at the pool having a swimming lesson. In photos it looks like he has a lot of tatoos and muscles, but in reality he’s really skinny and looks a bit Asian. He’s very good looking, especially in tight trunks, so the camera doesn’t lie. Chico
Hellody Hoo, Marion here. Beckworth must be overrun with small female Australian entertainers today because I’ve just seen not one, but two!!! I spotted the diminutive Minogue sisters, Daniiii and Kylie, in school uniforms outside Beckworth High squabbling over a bag of chips. For two stars of television their language was very course. Ta ta, Marion
I’ve just seen antipodean songsmith, and local celeb, Jason Donavan putting the chain back on his bike. I was surprised to find he’s very small in real life and rides a kid’s bike. He only looked about 9 years old, so must use a very good moisturiser. Beth
I’ve just seen local politician Hilary Benn coming out of the chemists. She look a bit flustered and dropped her purse. A nice drunk man picked it up for her.
Today I saw Simon Cowell off the telly dressed as a teletubbie (he looked very realistic with the head on. He even did the voice). He was shaking a bucket collecting money for a local hospice. What a nice man, not at all like he is on Britain’s Got Talent. He was with 3 other teletubbies on Floyd Street. I wonder if they were the other judges dressed up?
I can hardly believe it, but I’ve seen radio’s Chris Moyles twice today! First he was filling a red van up with petrol whilst dressed as a postman (He’s a joker that one), then I saw him emptying a postbox on Quo Lane. If it’s not an elaborate hoax maybe he was on the rob or moonlighting? Has anyone else seen him?
(Above) Joker Chris Moyles emptying a postbox of it’s contents
I’ve just spotted the Prime Minister’s brother, David Milliband, in the post office applying for a new passport. He wasn’t happy when told he shouldn’t be grinning in the photo and would have to get another taken. He got very shirty with Mary behind the counter, but then that’s celebs for you. They’re all up themselves. Regina
(Above) David Milliband’s rejected passport photo